Hippo Pillow Buddy

Picked this out for my sis for Christmas. It's sooo comfy, cute, and funny. Jealous bear :-(

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Pat Loves Me

That's tweet #2 from Mr. Sajak. We're basically bff at this point.

Snoopy On Ice

Snoopy is a beagle. Jay Beagle probably gets a lot of Snoopy jokes. This goal gave me a hockey boner. Add it all up you get a Snoopy Hard On.

How Do I Get A Job Here

I swear whoever writes these is looking straight into the depths of my soul.

White Elephant

This is what I got for the holiday office gift swap. It was the first chosen gift and out by round 7. OFFICE HERO.

Season's Greetings

Birthday Images

Our shirts together are my favorite color palette. Coincidence? I don't think so.
The Brains, the Looks, and the WILDCARD, in every order.

Paul we definitely need to talk

NWHS love

This never should have happened.

Every day I'm mean muggin. DJ OL' YOUNGIN

Up retrievers, Down retrievers. Yeah, I changed it.

Birthday cupcakes by Em and Jen!

Birthday cucks. Also known as master playlist mixers.

Happy Bday Dinosaur from Monica!

Nikita knows what my soul looks like. Fabulous.

Cell phone created card from my mom!

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So...Does This Mean He's Coming To The Party...?

THIS. JUST. HAPPENED.

Pat......Pat......Pat...Pat...Pat.Pat.Pat.PatPatPatPatPatPATPATPATPATPAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arts & Crafts

Latest project. Nikita chose the yarn and I knit a lovely scarf for a lovely lady. In record time. Because she forced me. Through relentless badgering.

"You can't ASK for THINGS, Nikita!"

I want my biscuits, woman. (Pandas eat biscuits, did you know that?)

Crazy Janet

From: Dick
Body: This is how I think of you

Eerily accurate.