More Huge News

I solved my sports bra mystery. I had been telling my sister all weekend I needed to go to Dick's to get a sports bra. She came with me on Sunday and I was telling her how strange it was that I had lost it and how this had happened with my black zip up hoodie as well, which was found at Paul's a year later.

"WAIT."
"Yes Alice?"
"I have a mystery large sports bra at school..."
"..."

Mystery solved. The next case for this gumshoe? My Caps tote bag. Can't find it anywhere!!!

Also, this is what I blog about without Caps hockey. I bet anyone who complained my blog was too hockey heavy is biting their tongue now...

Womp

I just demolished the "w" key on my laptop. Now what? :(

This Is Huge

Hello blog. I have a perfect, blog-like, mundane, my life is average, story for you.

Several years ago, I lost a link in my watch and haven't been able to wear it since.

I truly thought that ONE DAY I would be able to find a new link or get around to walking into a Guess store and solving my problem. So for years, I have REFUSED to buy a new watch.

I think I just found the link. I am...ecstatic. Reaping the reward of my eccentricity. Basking in the joy of my idiosyncrasy. I need to bring the link back to DC to check with the watch to be sure I have located the correct link. This is assuming I can still find the watch after all this time...

Thanks for listening, blog. :)

Happy Birthday Mayank!

Happy Birthday to one of my most LOYAL READERS. (This is actually a test Mayank, if you dont' mention this post...well...I'll know.)

Also, isn't it weird that I found this pic, based on this post? Uncannier and uncannier...

Mooky

This is how I feel:

• during reporting months
• about the Caps premature elimination

I miss my Asia Trail babies :-(

Caption contest starts now, GO!

Pop Music: The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

Teeth by Gaga already freaked me out so much. I used to have recurring nightmares in college about my teeth. So this song really made my skin crawl a little. Now that I have a lovely visual to go with it, I'm terrified.

Here are the latest from Christina and Miley, which seem to follow suit in this trendy new style of expression and terror.

European Union Embassies' Open House Day

EU Embassies' Open House is on Saturday, May 8. Go go! Here's the program of events. The theme this year is Green Europe: Good for the Economy and the Environment. I'll be exploring the embassies with Dupont-ish locales starting at around 1ish, let me know if you decide to go!

Pajamas You Live In. Jeans You Sleep In.

I want Pajama Jeans. I want these and I want to wear them all day everyday. I want to wear them with the Pajama Jeans Logo T-shirt. I want to live in these and bask in the absurdity of a world where they exist. Pajama Jeans, get on my legs.

Pursuit of Happiness

Tell me what you know about dreams
Tell me what you know night terrors
Nothing

Hockey Comedy

Some funny hockey links that have come my way recently...

• Round 1, Game 5, Hawks v Predators, Missing Puck

• Round 2, Game 2, Sharks v Red Wings, Octopus Demolishing Shark

• Panthers, All Rounds, All the Time, SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE