Dear Bruins Fans

Thank you for cultivating a world paradigm where shoving a woman around is a-ok. An alternate reality where, in fact, if that woman stands up for herself you tell her assertively, "You're a bitch. Fuck you!" Well done Boston, well done.

Somehow found myself in the middle of yelling boys, shattered beer bottle, bleeding from the face man, incidentally injured bartender, and tattooed policemen last night. An enthusiastic "Let's Go Team USA!" from a Caps fan at the bar was enough to fire up the Boston fan, who previously had cheered the Habs on when they scored their 3rd goal against the Caps in what ended up being a 6-3 Caps game 4. Emily suggested I should have climbed up on the bar and began singing the national anthem. "OOOOOOOO SAAYYYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Really wish I had that idea at the time. Thank goodness Dick is so heroic. Where would I be today without that?