Haiku

I found some Caps haikus this morning, I really liked this one:
Schultzie is awesome/ Greener should have won Norris/ Haters gonna hate

Another haiku by PDS:
Jane loves Capitals/ Pass, shoot, score, change flat tires/ "Stalk" is undefined

Mayank decided this ancient Japanese form of poetry was worth mocking. He established the Maiku (5/6/5). Here is his example:
Atlanta is hot/ Beaches are extreme fun/ Jane does Atlanta

Any other good ones out there?