THIS Is Why You're Fat

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DC Chillen'

Ordered this on a shirt. Not on a stick. Can't wait for it to arrive. Props to Aubrey for taking my "I wants" and turning them into my reality, my "I HAS," if you will. HEART. (I can't type less than 3 to show you my love graphically, because apparantly that means something in html and gets too confusing for my small brainfruit.)

Oxford Comma

I like the Oxford comma. I TRULY believe it holds value. It provides clarity and distinction, as well as having soothing and comforting qualities in its familiarity. Some say it is extraneous. Some say, "Oxford commas must be destroyed. This, this, this and that. Never this, this, this, and that." Some are also from Boston, so it's difficult to know if their words hold any value. Serial comma, series comma, Oxford comma, Harvard comma, whatever suits your fancy. All I know is I will not forsake you, comma preceding the last item in a list of three or more. I will not forsake you.

Oosanshouo

Go visit the Giant Salamanders, they have a new breeding center at the zoo. They are SO snuggly. Aubs thinks they're terrifying. Dunno why.

Bornean Clouded Leopard

New clouded leopard species distinguished. It looks so SLEEK, sophisticated, and deadly.

You Lost Me

Loving this right now

This Guy?

Maxime Talbot had a lot to say about Ovi to the press yesterday, most notably that "this guy is a real douche." Talbot is the one who appears as Crosby's little cronie in the Reebok dryer shooting commercial this past season. I'll let that, his name, and his photo speak for themselves. Nothing more than a third line pest.

The Caps acquired D.J. King from St. Louis today. I've never seen him play, but he's being described as a bit of a tough guy. When told about what Max had to say yesterday, King responded "Wow, I guess that's not going to be happening too much longer." Welcome to Washington, Mr. King.

Stumble Upon

My sister introduced me to stumbleupon dot com.

It changed my life. It could change yours too. Just click it.

As a teaser, the second site it brought me to was cookingbynumbers dot com. The first recipe it brought me to was for "Apples on its own". The directions are "1. Take apple and examine for signs of wear and tear 2. Put your coat on and go down to the local shop or supermarket 3. Whilst walking, chew on your apple. Stop eating when you get to the pips and stalk. Throw the stalk in the bin and get some food"

Perfect. Clear. Concise. Cheeky.

Bear Hugs

This is how humans and animals interact, in my dreams.

Brain Scramble

This movie was everything. The Matrix meets Ocean's 11 meets Memento. Potentially a new fave. I don't want to say anything to ruin it for anyone, so I'll just go with this: Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes my heart flutter.

Winter Classic Logo

I WANT TO GO TO THERE

New Jersey

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!!!

My sister and her boyfriend surprised me with, much to my SURPRISIEST SURPRISE, a new Ovechkin jersey. Happiest!!!!!! Thank you sooooooooooooooooo much guys!!!!!

Plant Eater Pie

Brontosaurus pie and Disney's Sword in the Stone. Perfect way to unwind, bravo Carrie. Next up: Princess and the Frog and jumbalaya!

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Haterade

Sip Sip Sip

Speaking Of Mean Mugging...

I just remembered this piece of pop culture. It's just too good to be true. Work lolz galore.

Our Amazing Planet: Top to Bottom

Loveliest Earth facts

Re-Invention

New room layout, new blog template. Chi is flowing beautifully.

Rudy told me my bed used to just sit in the middle of the room, mean mugging. And he was right, it was a mean mugging bed. No longer.

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The Gardener And The Manor

Enjoy

So You Think You Can...

When Alex couldn't be on the show last year because of his contract with the Miami Ballet, I was heartbroken. Thank goodness he's back this year and KILLING IT. And killing it again.