Real Woman Status?

I finally did it. I bought a vacuum. I don't even know if I'm spelling vacuum right. Huge step. HUGE. I feel like maybe I could be a real woman now. Or at least I took a step towards legit. I also bought a fancy oscillating fan for the living room and a wireless router. It was a really huge day for me. I was really really nervous about the vacuum cleaner. It's not everyday a girl gets her first domestic appliance, tying her to a lifetime of attempted perfection. As you can see, my feelings are still a little confused. It's been 3 days and I haven't turned it on yet. Mayank took it out of the box and we've been looking at it. I'm having people over tonight though so I will be using it within the hour. O boy.